But, you know. In a constructive way.
Raised in the rural void of Illinois between two equally innocuous cornfields and a third one that looked kind of sketchy. Interests include:
⦾ Haunting the back-corner booth of an IHOP at 3 AM after a marathon of bad movies.
⦾ Trying to figure out if the hair on his shirt came from him, the dog, or the other dog.
⦾ Building a fez in a cave with a box of scraps.
Based on the furniture and curios in his house, he might also be a time traveler who mistakenly believes it’s still either 1910 or 2006.
Your Mileage May Vary.